Tuesday, February 24, 2009

How did Google know?

I decided to follow every one's lead and google (my name) needs -
Here are the results -

Krista needs to practice her wise girl accent with someone
Krista needs her friends to be patient and understanding
Krista needs the support of a family
Krista needs to add some pics
Krista may need attachment therapy
Krista needs prayer
Krista needs someone to rely on
Krista needs to read
Krista needs tests
Krista needs a Halloween costume

If you can believe it there is someone actually named "Dave Needs"

Dave needs a rest
Dave needs a band
Dave needs pants
Dave needs a bike
Dave needs a timeout
Dave needs a shower
Dave needs to use the facilities
Dave needs work
Dave needs a new home
Dave needs a little friendly help

If you are reading this and haven't done it yet, I tag you. Also, read Jane's it is way funny.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

*Something Funny*

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Doc, I can't stop singing "She's a Lady." That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it common? Well, It's Not Unusual.

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true," exclaims Daisy, "No Bull!"

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responded, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Last but not least:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...
Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

They say there is nothing like a good joke. And these, I know, were nothing like good jokes.

Sunday, February 15, 2009


- My Handsome Guys -

- Three Sweethearts -

- Me and My Girls -

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

My Vain Two-Year-Old

Oh, my! Ty's haircut has caused a complete identity crisis. Today he has been walking around rubbing his head and frowning. Every time he passes me or one of the girls he asks if he is still handsome. I keep holding him up in front of the mirror and telling him I love his haircut, but it doesn't matter if his hair is short or long, he is still the most handsome two-year-old I know. Then he smiles and says, "Yeah I am." And goes back to wandering around, rubbing his head and frowning. I wonder how long it will take for his hair to grow back. What have I done?!

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

I Want My Hair Back!






I know in the picture he is smiling, but he cried the entire time I was buzzing. Then when he saw his crazy curls in the tub he started shouting, "I want my hair back, put it back!"

Luckily Ty's hair grows faster
and thicker than anyone's I've ever met.