*Something Funny*

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Doc, I can't stop singing "She's a Lady." That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it common? Well, It's Not Unusual.

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true," exclaims Daisy, "No Bull!"

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responded, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Last but not least:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...
Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

They say there is nothing like a good joke. And these, I know, were nothing like good jokes.