Try this one ...

Google in quotation marks "your name is like"

Krista is like if God decided to take the world's best steak and then put a slab of butter on it
Krista is like a Honey-Baked Ham - Glazed, Hot and Deliciousssssss
Krista is like a rootless tree
Krista is like the nicest, like person I know, ok
Krista is like a sponge
Krista is like a troll doll
Krista is like the most sensitive
Krista is like my own baby
Krista is ma best moody friend yuh
Krista is like totally confused

Notice how the first two are food references. Although, I don't like steak or ham...